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25th July 2012

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angriestboy:

robinlaing:

Alan Rickman reads Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks; 
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare. 

OH MY SWEET GOD

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Food porn! Insalata Caprese
This is the best thing ever, I had no idea it had a name! Tomato, mozzarella, fresh basil, and balsamic. RIDICULOUSLY GOOD.

Food porn! Insalata Caprese

This is the best thing ever, I had no idea it had a name! Tomato, mozzarella, fresh basil, and balsamic. RIDICULOUSLY GOOD.

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